christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a freaking creep
this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough